(From:There's No Business Like show Business)

A fine romance
My good fellow
You take romance
I'll take jello
You're calmer than the seals
ln the Arctic Ocean
At least they flap their fins
To express emotion

A fine romance
With no quarrels
With no insults
And all morals
I've never mussed a crease
In your blue serge pants
I never get the chance
This is a fine romance

A fine romance
With no kisses
A fine romance
My friend,this is
True loVe should have the thrills
That a healthy crime has
We don't have half the thrills
That the march of time has

A fine romance
With no clinches
A fine romance
With no pinches
You're just as hard to land
As the lle de France
I haven't got a Chance
My heart's not made of plastic
You're the reason I'm sarcastic
'Cause this is a fine,fine romance
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